Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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