flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
