Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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