Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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