bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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