do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Randomize
