Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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