I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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