this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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