And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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