Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I didn't notice because vodka
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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