we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
