She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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