i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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