In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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