There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Randomize
