What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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