she peed on how many people?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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