just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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