That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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