4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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