Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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