Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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