who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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