Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Randomize
