Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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