Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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