I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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