I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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