The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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