My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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