so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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