sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I have post one night stand depression
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