Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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