i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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