i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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