I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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