Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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