My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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