Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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