we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
