were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
