why didn't you poke me back
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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