I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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