i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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