I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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