his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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