i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Your penis caused this!
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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