You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
How does one acquire holy water?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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