Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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