i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Small penises have feelings too.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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