In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
there's paper in my vomit.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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