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say what?
wanna hang out?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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