Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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