So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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